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absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road