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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

if lasagne is meat cake, then are patties meat cookies?

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

afuckinglesbian:

don’t tell me how to live my life

afuckinglesbian:

don’t tell me how to live my life

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]

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